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Perineum Popovers
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These sweet 'n savory snacks spruce up any holiday table!
11oz Grade C (or worse) Cow Perineums
12oz Salted Butter
1 Pound Box Graham Crackers, cut into pieces
(discard all plastic; include cardboard box for texture)
Cooking Instructions
-Combine ingredients in mixing bowl.
-Deep Fry.
-Garnish with Bacon and Bacon Grease
-serves 4 - 6 hungry hunters!
Ball Loaf
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A mainstay of any God-fearing American home. Makes great leftovers.
32-count bag frozen ground bull testicles
1 small bag each, crushed: corn chips, potato chips, and ridged potato chips
16 individually wrapped slices of American cheese
Tobacco from 1 light or mild cigarette (for smokiness)
4 cups oil (for a healthy alternative, substitute margarine and tap water)
4 tablespoons rock salt.
Cooking Instructions
-Preheat oven to 450 degrees
-Knead ingredients together by hand.
-Pour into loaf pan.
-Bake for 1 hour, or until black on top.
Serving Suggestion
Cut into slices. Decorate with alternating stripes of ketchup and mayo, with a cube of blue jell-o in the corner. And you have American flags for a 4th of July favorite!
Where the meat came from!
(a "before" pic)
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US cititens no longer
have to pay for permits to import animal insulins,
but are still required get
the import permits.
Visit the city of Ballsville's website!
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Local rare breed pedigree beef
Learn how to make a Ball Loaf!
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